Why you shouldn’t start a business

I often talk to people about why they should start a business, normally convincing the majority of the audience to do so. So what if I was being paid to talk people out of starting a business. I know we already have the BBC and popular press who have taken this mantel on, but thought I would give them a helping hand this month.

The clear fact of it is you are not an entrepreneur.

Location Location Location

If you were truly an entrepreneur then you would chose to start your business in one of the top 10 growth economies in the world, so China, Brazil, India and Russia would be on the top of this list (From your IP address I can see you are not from these). These economies have amazing growth, cheap labour, low taxes and little bureaucrats when compared to us in Europe. If not there you would place it in a high growth high population density city such as Mexico City, Singapore or Hong Kong. You could quickly prototype your idea to millions of newly rich and enjoy the inherit growth in the economy.

If not there then create a start-up near your customers or more importunely, your highest paying /grossing markets (A simple measure of GDP multiplied by population). Therefore you would be in the USA, Japan or Germany.  These are great markets to achieve scale and profit margins putting you in a great place for world domination. Think of the major brands, Coke, McDonalds, Starbucks, they all start in the USA due to its scale and spring board effects.

Finance
The vast majority of businesses will need some form of finance at some point. Given the banks are global, they will favour you if you have taken the location advice. The availability of financing from very small amounts, cash flow support, major loans, venture funding, and developing companies for IPO is an important structure for all entrepreneurs to live in. Every economy needs entrepreneurs to growth their start-ups and sell them on, getting ready to start new ones. This creates wealth for the nation through taxes, jobs and exports.

Motive
If you want to be truly rich then take a look at the Forbes rich list and see which countries the self made billionaire are from. We don’t want you to succeed in this country and if you do, we will force you to live in another part of the world for tax reasons. Most of our successful entrepreneurs stay out of the media attention for the very reason of not wanting the media to attack them for providing jobs and taxes to help pay for those that do/do not need it.

Popular support
The general public don’t want you to start a business. They want you to work in a newly build factory paying your taxes, pension and union contributions for the next 45 years. This ensures you fit into our 1950s model of our UK society which proves job satisfaction and security for life. Your only chance in life is therefore to work for a gov’ner who thinks little of the time and effort you put into the role. You should be happy to have a job, any job and accept your lot in life.

From these four points, its clear you are not, nor will ever be an entrepreneur, so just give up reading about it now and get yourself a nice safe job at the local supermarket!